Hello NG!

I'm looking for a voice actor (or voice actors) to record a couple of lines for a song I'm producing, below are the lines with how I would like them spoken:

"And so begins the hero's tale!" (à la Harry Partridge's signature "manly, heroic" voice)

"That's me!" (à la Oney/psychicpebbles child (borderline retarded) voice)

If you could help me out, I would obviously give you credit and a huge thanks (possibly payment, depending on how good it turns out)!

OnlyBoots